Sabator!!!

Here's the thing. You know when people ask you if you could have ANY super power what would it be?? Well I wouldn't have to pick what mine would be... I. Am. Sabator. I can sabotage any situation. I'll swoop in on my really awesome unicorn with my sweet cape and sabotage the crap out of anything. Especially dating situations:)I am constantly doing whatever I can to sabotage my relationships. Over analyzing, being picky about really stupid things and pushing guys to the point that they wouldn't want to date me. I know I talk about dating a lot on this blog. But I have nothing else really exciting going on in my life. Since I've been here though I've come to realize that maybe it's not me sabotaging things. Maybe I am just really not dating the right guys. I've had some real doozies for dates here. Here are a few examples. A few posts ago I told you about a blind date I went on and the guy was just weird. I never actually said why it was weird. He was a very nice guy and I was really honestly going to give it a shot and just make the best of it but when he put me in the car to leave he turned to me and said "I usually say a prayer before I go anywhere so I thought I would say one before we left, I'll go ahead and say it".... I just wanted to say to him you're darn right you'll go ahead and say it guy!! I'm a spiritual person but come on, that's a little much. Right?? After him I went on a date with this guy Schmom(rhymes with) and we actually did date for about a month. Things started getting really weird between us though when he told me that he thought I had FP(Otherwise known as FAT POTENTIAL). Men, a little advice, NEVER say this to a girl. I don't care if you actually think it. I don't care if you have had a conversation about other people getting fat DO NOT say anything like this. If I find out you have then I will hunt you down and punch you in the junk. Luckily there was a really cool guy that I went out with after that relationship went south and it restored my confidence that there are still some good men out there!! So that's enough about that.

I haven't posted for about a month but things are pretty good. I got through my 28th birthday feeling pretty freaking awesome!! I had good friends around me and Laura and Anmaree came to visit!! It was the best. I just love them and I may or may not have cried when they left:) Here's a picture of us!!

Aren't we adorable?? Seriously my friends are totally awesome!! And look at how much my family and friends spoiled me:

and this isn't even all of it!! When I got to work that morning my co-worker had brought be flowers and chocolate and lip gloss and then my boss and his wife took me to sushi!! AND they gave me chocolate covered strawberries and bananas from edible arrangements and a movie gift certificate. AND when I got home from work I had the coolest gift from my friends Jen and Zoe, they actually mailed me my favorite sandwich from a place in Utah that me and Jen would always eat at. How many of you have ever had a sandwich mailed to you?? Well I have and it was awesome and delicious!! Later that night my cousin was cooking away and some friends came over for dinner, cake and ice cream and games. It was honestly a perfect birthday. 28 and feelin' great!!