That is one BIG hotdog

So before I left to Las Vegas one of my very good friends gave me a list of her favorite things to do here. How sweet is that?? This is her.

So awesome friend Jen gave me this list and so my cousin Trish and I went and did one of them. We went to slots of fun!! And it sounds just like it is. And a double bonus, as Jen says, they have hotdogs the size of your arm. And that is no exaggeration!! Here I'll prove it:

actual size is actually BIGGER Delicious!!!

I even did $5 worth of nickels at the nickel slot and lost it all. Crap. This place was trashtastic!!we sat down to eat and this homeless guy that was clearly on something kept saying "let me tell you something" and then he would fall asleep and not finish his sentence. Pretty comical :) So that's my story.

I have also heard that my friends in Utah have been dealing with some snow, and to them I say, ha ha Suckers!! It has been so warm here that I was even able to go on a hike:

So warm, so amazing, so warm!! Oh did I mention that already?? Well I don't want to rub it in but it was!!

Worst National Anthem Ever

This put a smile on my face :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SHnpWohrg0

Just what I needed

So I've been struggling lately. Thoughts like what in the Hell was I thinking moving here? Seriously, What the Hell was I thinking?? Feelings of sadness because I haven't had much luck in the job department, wishing I could just fast forward to 6 months from now and see where I will be in life. But it always seems that just when I'm starting to get down on myself I get a phone call from someone that is just what I needed or something small will happen that will just help me feel rejuvenated again. So don't worry everyone I'm fine!! I'm learning and growing and only want to punch someone in the face every once in a while instead of all the time:)

The great thing is that I've been able to catch up on my television!! Some of my favorites: Teen Mom, 30 Rock, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, and as much as I hate to admit it Jersey Shore. I still hate "The Situation" but this show is the worst thing I've seen in a while. It literally is like a bad train wreck and I just can't look away!! So minus The Situation who's nose I still want to honk, I like the show, but only because it's so bad, is this making sense? As we speak I'm watching an old episode of Full House. Uncle Jesse and Aunt Becky are fighting over who can raise their twins better so they are each going to raise one each and see who does better. Should be interesting!! I remember when I loved this show and I'm starting to wonder why now. When I was little everyone told me that I looked like Stephanie Tanner. Which was okay at the time but now she's a cocaine whore or something like that. Do you guys think we look alike??

I know what you're thinking, who is that adorable little girl on the top?? She must be a super model now and rich beyond compare!! Well, you would be wrong!! But thank you for the compliment ;)

I have a "Situation"

Those of you that know me well know the two things in this life that I HATE: Clowns and Nickelback. I feel like I shouldn't have to explain as to why I hate them, I mean it's pretty self explanatory right? Okay I'll give you one reason for each of them, Clowns because of this:

And Nickleback because they total suck!! Their music their look. All of it is just really bad and there's no use arguing with me on this subject people. Many have tried and all have failed!! But last night I was watching MTV and found yet another thing I absolutely HATE. Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino.

I just want to take his stupid chain around his neck and choke him with it!! Okay Okay I wouldn't do that. But is this guy for real?? in the episode I didn't even watch all the way through he was complaining about girls that didn't want to be "DTF". I'm just going to go out on a limb here and assume I don't want to know what that stands for so I'll make up my own. I think it mean "Dang, That Fool is uuuuuugly" somebody that looks like him and is complaining about girls that don't want to let him "stick it in" as he called it. Do people actually like him?? I feel like the only way I could like this guy is if I taped his mouth shut and put a brown paper bag over his face. His nose alone makes me want to honk it and start singing sesame street songs because he could pass as one of those honking nose characters.

Okay maybe that was a little bit harsh, but seriously, homeboy has a mug that would scare little children away. That being said I can only pray that this guy is actually a good person and doesn't act in real life the way that he does on The Jersey Shore because if all the guys in the world start following by his example the end of the world will be approaching us before you know it!!

Guess What?

I got a job!! Even though it's not my dream job and I'm pretty much making bones for money I'm still excited. You are looking at the newest employee of Great Harvest!! I know what you might be thinking. Really Nicole, Great Harvest? And to those people I say PUMPKIN CHOCOLATE CHIP BREAD. Ok so maybe I scream it instead:) Have you ever partaken of the deliciousness that is Great Harvest Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Bread?

So what if I may gain a few pounds working at a bakery. Who cares that I'm getting paid, nothing(did I mention that already??) I'm just grateful to have something to do really and this is perfect. It may just be my Christmas present to everyone cause It might be all I can afford. But if anyone got this for me I would be one happy camper!! So you will all enjoy it or I'm de-friending you. So far this is adventure of moving to Vegas isn't making sense to be 100% honest, but it's only been a week and a half. And things are beginning to look up I think!!

Adventure One:

I left my heart in Salt Lake City and moved to the City of Sin... Why you might be asking?? Well I'm still trying to figure that out myself. So far I have no job and no plan but I have a feeling it will all work out. But that still doesn't mean I can't be sad or miss my old home. The entire drive to Vegas I cried, cried because I'm scared, cried because I'm anxious, cried because I left all of my friends and my job. I really felt like Chris Farley and David Spade in Tommy Boy when they are singing the Carpenters and driving together, only I was listening to STYX, which was rather enjoyable. But it didn't stop the water works. So I'm doing this blog so everyone can see my adventures, and so I can have record and look back at how I started out on this new one. It should be interesting. So far the only new person I've met is the cable guy and our conversation was just about TV, and you can only say so much about that right? So here's is the beginning of it all and hopefully you can all enjoy it but if not you don't have to read!! And guess what? I won't be offended!! Jerks.